To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...