Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...