I’ll tell them slowly
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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Redneck Bonanza!
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Is Windows a Virus?
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What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
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