Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...