Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
No Peer Pressure
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A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...