Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...