What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...