Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...