Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...