May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.