You might be a redneck if…car race
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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
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The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
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I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Speed Limit
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There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...