Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...