I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...