Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...