Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...