What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...