Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...