A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...