Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...