What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...