How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...