What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...