Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.