Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.