The Cowboy excuses
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Write your code in C
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Destroy an opponent
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Why A Hole In Their Penis
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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Wheel of disfortune
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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
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His And Hers ATMs
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Clean restrooms
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....