Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...