Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...