I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...