Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...