Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...