Telepath wanted
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Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
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Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...