Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...