An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...