Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...