Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...