A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...