Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...