Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Ebonic Medical Dictionary
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A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...