Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Matrimony Tips For Women
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Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!