More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...