Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...