I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...