If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...