Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...