Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...