A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...