Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...