Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...