Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!