2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...