Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...